Girl: Did you see him last night? On a fwoomp scale of 1 to fwoomp, he's like a 9.
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Dude 1: Oh man, I fucked her raw, but it's okay because she was just on the rag.
Dude 2: You are so fucking stupid. On a scale of 1 to fwoomp, you score a fwoomp.
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Dude 1: Oh man, I fucked her raw, but it's okay because she was just on the rag.
Dude 2: You are so fucking stupid. On a scale of 1 to fwoomp, you score a fwoomp.
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The term "scalded dog" originated when people used to cook, can, and preserve food outside. A dog could come into contact with spilled hot water or foodstuff and run from the pain. Dogs will run away from pain from bees or hot scalding water long after the pain causing entity is gone.
A dog that has been burned is a scalded dog and to run like a scalded dog is to run wildly from a pain causing experience.
A dog that has been burned is a scalded dog and to run like a scalded dog is to run wildly from a pain causing experience.
The soldier ran like a scalded dog from the enemy forces.
The children ran like scalded dogs from the black bear.
The people ran like scalded dogs from the lava flow.
The escaped criminals ran like scalded dogs from the police.
The children ran like scalded dogs from the black bear.
The people ran like scalded dogs from the lava flow.
The escaped criminals ran like scalded dogs from the police.
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1- she... It.
2- women that has severe ugliness on most of her body. (Sometimes occurres in plastic surgery mess ups.
3- that girl at your old school or now school that nobody except other ugly people were friends with.
4- a girl a little below average, a little ugly and nothing fancy
5 - average girl with nothing fancy, but not ugly (the median)
6 - plane jane with some interesting features and a little bit of style (good option if you're an average not attractive)
7 - attractive girl with nice body, but doesn't look like a model (advanced girlfriend material, higher cost/quality)
8 - hot semi-popular girl that looks like a model, has a sense of style but lacks class (strong sense of entitlement begins here)
9 - super hot popular girl, the hottest cheerleader in high school, queen of the prom night, has class, decency and resourceful men at her disposal (extremely privileged, strong bitch shield, dates only celebrities)
10 - same as 9, but in her prime
So let's be honest. The only meaningful way for you to get a 9 or a 10 in your bed without dragging her is to become at least a local celebrity, and that includes looks, money, status and game. In most cases 7s are already good enough for one night stands and long term relationships, and 8s will require certain know-hows from you. Yep, they're missing that spark and the element of divinity in their appearance, but are those 10-20% extra worth of 500% more effort?
1- she... It.
2- women that has severe ugliness on most of her body. (Sometimes occurres in plastic surgery mess ups.
3- that girl at your old school or now school that nobody except other ugly people were friends with.
4- a girl a little below average, a little ugly and nothing fancy
5 - average girl with nothing fancy, but not ugly (the median)
6 - plane jane with some interesting features and a little bit of style (good option if you're an average not attractive)
7 - attractive girl with nice body, but doesn't look like a model (advanced girlfriend material, higher cost/quality)
8 - hot semi-popular girl that looks like a model, has a sense of style but lacks class (strong sense of entitlement begins here)
9 - super hot popular girl, the hottest cheerleader in high school, queen of the prom night, has class, decency and resourceful men at her disposal (extremely privileged, strong bitch shield, dates only celebrities)
10 - same as 9, but in her prime
So let's be honest. The only meaningful way for you to get a 9 or a 10 in your bed without dragging her is to become at least a local celebrity, and that includes looks, money, status and game. In most cases 7s are already good enough for one night stands and long term relationships, and 8s will require certain know-hows from you. Yep, they're missing that spark and the element of divinity in their appearance, but are those 10-20% extra worth of 500% more effort?
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Internet pirate Maddox frequently uses this scale as a way of determining ugliness.
On the scale, a rating of 0 means least ugly, and a rating of Gary Busey means obnoxiously ugly.
For example, CNN's news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar would get a rating of 0 because she's super fine and a mere glance would result in nothing short of a medium-sized boner and a violent tossing session (despite the fact that she can't pronounce "Saddam")
Internet pirate Maddox frequently uses this scale as a way of determining ugliness.
On the scale, a rating of 0 means least ugly, and a rating of Gary Busey means obnoxiously ugly.
For example, CNN's news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar would get a rating of 0 because she's super fine and a mere glance would result in nothing short of a medium-sized boner and a violent tossing session (despite the fact that she can't pronounce "Saddam")
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