Salty Seagull

Someone who is grumpy and pisses off at nearly everyone and everything, all day everyday.

Damn. Jacey is being such a salty seagull today. It's probably because John dumped her last week.

by ferretz-6 June 12, 2016

Salty Swordfight

The act of two men, whacking their cum covered dicks together.

Bro, I just had the best salty swordfight with my roommate.

by Swivels March 5, 2021

Salty Coconut

A sex act: When you piss, shit, and cum in a blender, blend them all together, empty it into a condom, tie off the end, then proceed to throw the filled condom at your partner who is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

Johnny threw his Salty Coconut at Sally while they were in bed together, Sally enjoyed it very much.

by saltycoconut69 September 25, 2017

Salty Santa

When a guy gets jizz in his beard.

I was jacking off and accidentally gave myself a Salty Santa.

by DankyTachanky June 4, 2018

salty~roots

Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.

"She's not right for you dude... she just doesn't have salty~roots."

by saltyrootscrew November 9, 2011

Salty Beast

An individual that is walking hell. Usually hammered drunk.

John: Eww did you see that guy? Does he have rabies or something?

Rob: Yeah look at that Salty Beast.

by Chilluminati March 18, 2014

salty feels

When you are mad at someone but at the same time you are dying internally.

Because me and my friend are arguing, I'm having salty feels.

by User6802 April 11, 2016