Toasted Rooster

Someone who becomes talkative when they're high.

I'm totally a toasted rooster when I get high.

by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021

baby rooster

Another name for a chick.

Woah, that baby rooster just stole my lunch money.

by pants2000 September 17, 2013

Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.

After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.

by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022

The Rooster Lord

The Rooster God of Feathers, Humanity, mortal peril and minor inconveniences.

I've been stopped at every redlight today, I should pray to the Rooster Lord for his grace and prosperity.

by Carl the Rooster Gos March 6, 2024

rooster stopper

Synonym for cock-blocker that is acceptable for broadcast TV.

Ross: "I was about to ask out that model when Joey walked up and rooster stopped me."
Chandler: "Could he BE anymore of a rooster stopper?"

by FriendsFan69 July 26, 2011

Rooster

Your really rich prick of a friend

Ciaran is an absolute rooster

by Yeahfam July 19, 2017

Head Rooster

Hottest employee at KFC

Ken is the head rooster

by Kitty 312 April 29, 2023