roflmaoaf 

roflmao And Farting, good for any joke that leads to an uncontrollable belly laugh.

PETA says that the pres. shouldn't 'pardon' a turkey but rather 'spare' it... "Turkeys do not need to be 'pardoned'-they are not guilty of anything other than being born into a world of prejudice. They are innocents who should be respected for who they are: good mothers, smart birds, and interesting animals."

I'm cooking two this year and later i'll be ROFLMAOAF when I tell my friends about this.

roflmaoaf by ManWithGun November 27, 2012

roflmaoatdonoloobad 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass of about to die not only of lack of oxygen but also depression

Falin (computer character): I love you Kevin! I guess you could say I'm Falin in love with you!
Kevin (roflmaoatdonoloobad): What has my life become

roflmaoatdonoloobad by Kap'n Krunch November 8, 2017

roflmaoshtmkeaibootgadbirahtigbsfutsgiboo

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard my kidneys explode and I bleed out on the ground and die before I reach a hospital then I get buried six feet under the same ground I bled out on.

*In cinema*
Tony Stark: And I, am, ironman
*dies*
Karen along with her 5 6-year olds who deserve death: hahaha *roflmaoshtmkeaibootgadbirahtigbsfutsgiboo* lit

roflmaoshtmkeaibootgadbirahtigbsfutsgiboo by IceTudor June 16, 2019

roflmaoolacgu 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud And Can't Get Up

The ultimate acronym

Guy 1: *says something funny*
Guy 2: ROFLMAOOLACGU
GUY 1: You ok bro?

roflmaoolacgu by Roselx October 9, 2019

roflmaowcdoahaetb 

the acronym for: roling on floor laughing my ass off while crying, dancing on a horse and eating two burritos

omg roflmaowcdoahaetb im litterally dying please help

roflmaowcdoahaetb by glitchmanks November 11, 2019

roflmaowbmdatt

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Beating My Dick Against The Table

Used to express an inordinate amount of joy that could be mistaken for mania

Chadwick: Bro that joke was so funny I was roflmaowbmdatt

Jeremiahson: what?

roflmaowbmdatt by DragWagon December 27, 2024

ROFLMAOOLSHTISMP

when you roll on the floor laughing your ass off out loud so hard that you shit your pants

user1: bro trolling that kid was so funny
user2: yeah ikr?! ROFLMAOOLSHTISMP OH SHIT I SHAT MYSELF

ROFLMAOOLSHTISMP by neptune67 December 26, 2025