Republican Christianity

An extreme right-wing view held by a very, very small percentage of the population. Not everyone who votes Republican fits the above description. Nowhere in the Bible is democracy even mentioned, let alone Jesus commanding people to vote one way or another. George Bush is not in direct communication with God. How can some people be so ignorant and rant such silly and thoughtless self-righteous garbage, while insinuating they are more intelligent than 53% of the country (who are creationists)?

If you sincerely believe Republican Christianity are plotting to take over the world or revoke the Constitution or some non-sense, douse yourself in kerosene and torch your body on a street corner in order to get your message to the masses. They might care for a second.

by TheLastNormalPerson November 2, 2007

Republican tears

A term used by others when a republican becomes too emotional and starts crying, typically used to mock right-winged associates. It's also used as an insult to republicans who got too cocky stating "Well Specific Candidate will win the election, Specific Candidate 2020 that their president would win the election, but only to be proven wrong days later.

Democrat/Liber 1: Seems like the republicans got too cocky and their president lost.
Democrat/Liberal 2: Yeah, guess it seems like it's time to drink some Republican tears.

by RepublicanTears November 6, 2020

Republican Dope

typically a controlled substance manufactured outside of the US; preferrably Mexico that is stomped on to the point of being completely bunk. It is then shipped back to the US for higher than normal retail sales with hype being the sales pitch. Similar theory to how corn is used to cut just about everything for record profits.

I spent more than one hundred dollars on a gram of republican dope. I smoked the whole bag and did not even get high!

by ClearlySeeThru March 31, 2015

republican debate

An argument where there isn't any real constructive debate happening,

but rather a battle of egos, pride, and vanity.

An argument where attacking your opponent's character, past, family,

or friends as well as name calling or claims of not caring

take precedence over a practical view of the real issues at hand.

A euphemism for ranting about, disliking, or even hating something

whilst simultaneously lacking any constructive criticism.

"Mom and Dad were having a Republican Debate about proper directions on the

road trip so I knew I wasn't going to be able to sleep on the way."

"We tried talking to address our relationship problems but it just ended up
escalating into a Republican Debate every time"

by Euphemizm June 28, 2016

Republican junky

A person who leans to the right and is considered a republican, who will do everything and anything for the party and the name, even if it harms other parties or organizations.

"Donald Trump is a republican junky, he will do anything to smothered democrats"

by English writer 1776 August 4, 2017

Republican Party

A right-wing political party in the United States of America.
Dedicated to stopping terrorism and protecting our freedom.

Despite what many people are told by wacky liberals, the Republican party are not fascists or war-mongers.

In short, the Republican party is the best damn political party in the world.

Normal person: I'm voting the Republican Party in this years election

Wacky liberal: No! Give Bin Laden and Al-Qaeda a chance! Vote the Democrats! Now, will you excuse me while I go and smoke weed and kill babies

by Bad_T_747 May 20, 2008

Republican Blonde

The shade of blonde that Republicans have that is just different than liberal blonde. When you see a blonde republican person, you can tell that it is bleached in a southern small town. I will not elaborate

I want to be blonde, but I’m afraid it will turn out Republican Blonde

by mysterybitch222 July 3, 2021