Red reading

The result of getting your palm 'red' after fingering a menstruating gypsy woman.

I was never a fan of finger painting with my dick, so I got my monthly red reading instead.

by ko0tje August 12, 2017

T-rexing

This is the act of sticking out your arms like a T-rex when attempting to hug a person you might not know well. It makes for an extremely uncomfortable greeting. This is especially true when one of the people involved in the creating is not a "hugger."

This lady at work tried T-Rexing me this morning! I was like "you don't know me!!" She had to step off me, I only met her once before and I'm not a hugger!! I am not a hugger!

by Beenizzle August 25, 2017

phantom reading

When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.

In school I was phantom reading.

by Kanonymous123 May 12, 2018

required reading

Just another bu**s**t compulsory activity (like in-depth studying of history or science or chemistry) in school dat usually just wastes your time/energy/patience and very seldom has any use in future life or employment.

I imagine that "required reading" has often significantly contributed to childhood dissatisfaction and lack of bonding among siblings, since many a youngster has had to sadly play by himself because Big Bro/Sis had to study books instead of paying attention to said toddler.

by QuacksO July 25, 2019

Left-reading

Interpretations of media that makes excuses for sexist/anti-lgbtq/racist themes by giving undue credit and nuance to authorial intent; especially as a way to give a pass to offensive writing in movies/books/etc you might enjoy.

"Zelda isn't actually a damsel in distress because she helps in defeating the final boss"

"No, that's just a left-reading of her role. She still has to wait around for Link to save her very frequently."

or

"The left-readings of Rey's role in Star Wars Episode 8 are too forgiving, considering she spends so much of the film trying to 'fix' men. "

by smeefus August 27, 2019

Third-Reading

When one is reading a romance book and feels as though they are third-wheeling with the characters.

“Omg Rebecca I’m reading this book and I’m totally third-reading with the main ship”

by Omg Rebecca September 15, 2019

Hayden Redington

The sexiest man alive no matter what people say he is always sexy and is smarter then Lilly Becca and Anna and Lauren all combined and is the best in the World did I mention he’s very sexy

Hayden Is the sexiest thing in the galaxy Hayden Redington

by The mega super sexy goat October 11, 2019