Ramen

A dehydrated block of noodles reheated with water (preferably boiling). Usually comes in different "flavours". When I mean flavour, I mean sachet of salt and sodium with a bit of artificial flavouring like Chicken or Beef or Curry or Pork or whatever artificial flavour you want. Originally invented in Japan in 1958 as a sort of luxury item in Japanese grocery stores as wounds from atomic bomb droppings were healing, it is now the fodder of poverty and poor college eating with American students.

How to make it:

1. Open the bag and put the noodles in a big pan.

2. Pour in water and bring it to a boil, stirring for about three minutes.

3. Dump in the sal- I mean seasoning.

4. Stir it and dump it into a bowl.

5. Grab a fork (OR CHOPSTICKSU IF YOU ARE NIHONGIN!!!!!!!!11)

6. Leave the bowl on the table and find some actual proper fucking food (or consume if you are either on the brink of having your telly repossessed and your electricity turned off from the Electric Company or if you are a Weeaboo)

"Mum, I am tired of eating ramen for dinner!"
"Shut up you little twat. Either you eat ramen or you have to bathe in the river".

"So to begin our first day of Culinary, Patricia, what's your favourite food?"
"OOH I LIKE NIHONGIN FOOD. LIKE CURRY! OR RAMEN! OR SUSHI! OR TOFU! OR KAMABOKO!"
"First of all, curry is from India. Second, get the fuck out of my room and into a flophouse".

by ProBeb September 20, 2017

ramen

the food that you eat in college

I love eating ramen after class.

by iejfweijfwifweiojfweiojfiofnwe October 29, 2017

Ramel

Mostly known as "cool". Flirts with girls but it always takes an unexpected turn. He has a lot of friends and he's just that one guys you can't get out of your head and stop thinking about for no reason

Hey ramel , you alright 👍

by Ihatethisfuckinapp November 8, 2017

ramentarian

n. one whose diet consists of only ramen noodles, preferably Maruchan. 3 packets a day every day of the year.

Did you hear about Joe becoming a ramentarian? I can't believe he is going to eat only ramen noodles.

by ramentarian December 12, 2017

ramen effect

When you see ramen noodles and suddenly crave them, you experience the ramen effect

"Matt just posted ramen on his story. Now I got the ramen effect"

by ParmNut April 24, 2018

Ramen Noodles

The stuff that’s on the top of Jack Avery’s head

I wanna eat Jack’s ramen noodles

by Beanybesson January 11, 2018

ramen and go

Basically the korean version of "Netflix n' chill"

xx: wanna eat ramen and go?

by Nxckname January 30, 2018