rag math

Calculating when your period is going to be to plan for future vacations.

Bob: Hey, let's go camping for Labor Day weekend.
Katie: hmmm, hang on let me look at the calendar. *counting weeks*
Bob: what are you doing?
Katie: Rag math! Gotta make sure Aunt Flo won't be visiting before I agree to the trip.

by Biggins McGee February 24, 2016

Puck Ragging

Term used in hockey, specifically when playing Chel (NHL video game). Puck ragging or, ragging the puck, is a strategy which involves maintaining possession of the puck without attempting to score, as a deliberate tactic to run out the game clock.

Buddy went up 2 goals in the 3rd and started puck ragging the final 2 minutes.Game died on his stick.

by Crash1269 July 17, 2023

Rag water

In ye olden days, they used to recycle spilled booze by soaking it up with a rag and squeezing it out into a vat. This disgusting concoction was resold to the local drunkards who couldn't pay for anything better and didn't give a damn what they poured down their throats so long as it got them good and drunk. In our civilized age, it usually refers to any nondescript low quality alcohol that straddles the line between barely drinkable and a health hazard.

"That poor bastard Jerry blew another paycheck on the track this week. He's hitting the rag water pretty hard tonight."

by ManEFaces July 29, 2016

finishing rag

Any sort of towel, cloth, tissue or sock etc. that a male uses to complete the final stage of his masturbatory act, eliminating mess and/or assisting in clean up afterwards. Can be for one-off use or reused multiple times.

Tom- "Hey man, what's this crusty towel lying under your bed?"

Jeff- "Oh, that's just my finishing rag."

Tom- "Nice!"

by getgaydude March 07, 2013

beat rag

A greasy rag or towel used for clean up after pulling your goalie. Commonly found in the cabs of heavy equipment.

All the heavy equipment operators were gunning to run the grader because they knew it had a fresh beat rag in the cab to pass the night shift.

by thegoodguy1284 April 10, 2020

Midnight Rag

A towel or piece of clothing used for cleaning up cum and fluids due to masturbating, usually done at night.

Josh silently cleaned up after masturbating at his parents house with his midnight rag.

by Darknova000 June 12, 2011

rag sniffer

one who derives sexual pleasure from soiled feminine hygiene products.

1) My buddy Eugene hides in the bathroom at Walmart and thumps it while ladies dook, what a rag sniffer...

2) I met a bad bitch who likes to do dutch muffins, ten to one shes a rag sniffer bro...

3.) Like honestly Mr. Rogers was a professional rag sniffer, smelling everyone's undies and calling each smell out like it was more than a hobby, a straight up profession... "You been eatin a lot of asparagus?"

*often charactarised by red eyes/ oral herpies.

* not to be confused with a corksniffer

by blooregardQkazoo March 07, 2014