Ripper and Tripper

(n) In Poker, a pair of jacks.


Named after two famous Jacks... Jack the Ripper and Jack Tripper from "Three's Company"

You've got a pair of tens, but I've got Ripper and Tripper

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

rapparoni

eating pizza while listening to rap music.

hey i'm going to pizza hut and i'm going to rapparoni

by swag4me January 19, 2007

rat raper

The most demonstrative, awful type of person who looks like they would engage in the lewd and disgusting act of having unconsentual sex with a rodent.

Did you see that douchebag hitting on me earlier? I would have given him my number, but he looked like a rat raper, so I declined.

by Sara Jacobsen February 8, 2006

taint ripper

1).one who is expelled from the womb so ferociously that their giant ass head rips the taint of their mother in half

-Ring ring..Hey mom. Did i rip your taint when you gave birth to me?

-You most certainly did, but not as badly as your brother and sister. they were real taint rippers.

by Taintrippperrr March 30, 2009

Ripper

A person so good at oral sex they could literally rip your soul in half

Ariel is such a ripper she could suck a hole in the time/space continuum!

by Big Swinging Johnson August 22, 2020

Jacko the Ripper

A complete dullard of a civil servant whose boring, grandadesque demeanour was the perfect mask for his other life of demented serial killer. By day a sober individual struggling to understand farmland maps, always an uphill struggle destined to end in sheer bafflement and a well-disguised simmering of resentment; by night a machete-wielding maniac intent on spilling blood by the hogshead.

Is that Chris over there, butchering a prostitute?

Who the fuck's Chris? That's Jacko the Ripper!

by unnatural england August 15, 2009

pant ripper

Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.

As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"

I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!

She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!

by Methane Queen November 22, 2011