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Queef Juice

She had queef juice alllll up in her panties.
Queef Juice by Fuckyoumf July 17, 2018

Queef Oppression 

Whenever one does not have a fettuccine-sized slit leading to the release of the nefarious queef during intercourse.
"Girl... I wish I could enjoy myself during the sex, but I suffer from sever queef oppression it sounds like an elephant is in the room"
Queef Oppression by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Queef Sheath 

I'd like to scabbard my penis in her queef sheath
Queef Sheath by Cerimeadar December 16, 2021

Queef catcher 

An individual who puts his/her lips around a woman's vagina as she queefs, effectively catching the queef in their mouth.
Michael was a known queef catcher, he would catch queefs in his mouth from noon to dusk. Daily.

queef in a flower shop 

I can smell a lie like a queef in a flower shop.

queef card 

A Sun Microsystems Quad Fast Ethernet card, or QFE, which when sounded out sounds close enough to 'queef' that many system and network administrators now refer to qfe cards as simply 'queef cards'.
I installed a queef card in the new server.
queef card by Andy Cobaugh March 27, 2007