Purple Coconut

penetration with a pair of tongs.

Nothing spells penetration like purple coconut.

by Aennus March 13, 2011

Purple Sausage

Created after a penis enters a blue-waffle. A srivled up dick.

Purple Sausage

by RavenRiotRoth February 18, 2011

Purple Ram

The black sheep of the black sheeps, the unconformist that doesn't conform to either conformity or unconformity, is generally seen as weird or bizarre, and is agreed by everyone else that he/she/it belongs in the Twilight Zone.

Idiom: "There's a black sheep in every family. However, if instead you have the purple ram, well: you're totally fucked!"

by BaconFTW!!! January 21, 2010

purple prick

Every part of what a prick is but with the word purple, Usually used as an insult to a person wearing purple, purple hair, most clothing items. (Does not require person to wear purple)

Danm, that purple prick won't stop lying! I can see right through him!

by Gentledude April 20, 2018

Purple Clouds

The smoke produced when you smoke any strain of marijuana that is of a purple color.

Steve: hey Julio, I hot some grand daddy purple. wanna smoke it with me?
Julio: hells yeah man, Imma blow some purple clouds with this shit.

by Fascinated Spirit May 9, 2013

Purple Creamers

When your balls are all swollen and aching from edging or lack of sex.

Rachel is a cock tease. She dry humped me on the couch all night then left me with the worst purple creamers. I had to rub out a rope.

I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

die purple

1) A feeling you get when you laugh so hard that you are literally purple in the face. 2) A feeling you get when you are so embarassed that you wanna die.

"Im gonna die purple from laughing so hard"

by shortie64 April 1, 2009