pump the ham

a man pleasuring his genitalia.

"hey jenny where is tbone?" ... " he saw you bending over and then i think he went to the bathroom to pump the ham."

by archamtrand May 19, 2010

pump-an-iron

Pour and/or drink an Iron City Beer

I'll meet yinz dahn da beer garden ta pump-an-iron.

by D-Web December 28, 2006

Pump the pedal

To give moderate pressure consistently and repetitively to ensure stability / retain lost control while driving.

75. What is the first thing you should do if your brakes fail? Q&A Study Method

A.) Scream wildly
B.) Pump the pedal, use emergency brake, down shift.
C.) Throw the car in reverse
D.) Jump out of the car.

The Correct anser is "B"

by Caesar Tin-U June 20, 2008

Party Pump

A woman with low self esteem who allows herself to be passed around and used sexually by multiple men at a party. Typically no sexual act is off limits or too gratuitous and there is no limit on the amount of partners she for the party pump

After her husband abandoned for being barren, Heidi quickly went from being an easy lay at the local watering hole to being known by the men as the town party pump, and cum dumpster. A woman who would drop to her knees, get on her back or spread her holes on command . Soon groups of drunken frustrated men would show up at her apartment unannounced for easy sex, she would never refuse them and they would fuck her, cum in her while eating her food and drinking her booze. Eventually one master became her owner, dressed her like a whore and sold her on the streets of a nearby big city. There she spent her life, sucking off strangers in alleys, gett8ng into unfamiliar cars and going to seedy motels to be used like trash and abandoned

by Pepper Hudson April 23, 2020

pump trolley

A sex act in which a man attaches a strap-on to his backside, facing rearward. Two women then situate themselves in front of and behind the man, one receiving his penis, the other being thrust into by the strap-on during his back stroke. This technique maximizes the man's time and energy while pleasing two ladies simultaneously.

Your mom and sister only had a few minutes while your dad was out, so a pump trolley was our only option.

by Seacow January 10, 2014

Ego Pump

(n.)
1. Someone who gives a person praise so much that the person they're praising becomes a narcissist (whether he/she/they/etc. is purposefully doing it or not).
2. One of the causes for narcissism in children

Ex:
Child: I'm gonna sing a song!
Parents: Go ahead!
Child: *Ear-piercing demonic screeches*
Parents: \o/ Wow! So good! Yay! \o/
Guest (at Parents' house): I think it's time I should leave.

Karen thinks she is so great because her parents were ego pumps.

by Other_Person September 25, 2020

pumping gas

when you commit anal then pee in your partners asshole

Diana let me finish pumping gas into you!

by justicedrizz December 19, 2018