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Public School

How the government tortures kids ages 5-18. The government forces each student to get up at 6:00 in the morning to get ready to go to school at 7:45 in the morning and are there until 3:30. The government tries to tell us that we "learn" things we'll need in the future, yet we actually need much of it. Most kids like me actually enjoy learning a ton. Let's take speed of sound for example. I enjoy learning about the sound barrier and what happens when it's broke, but I just hate the fact I'm forced to memorize the speed of sound and other crappy stuff. What's worse is that you get tested on it, and if you fail, that's too bad, it defeats the purpose. If kids were to be left on their devices to learn themselves, I bet you they won't ever want to come back home after school. Also if freaking Physical Education was taken out too. It's the reason why bullying rates are so high as little 6th graders who aren't strong but extremely intelligent are being bullied by jock head 8th grade football players who already lost their virginity to some cheerleaders. It would also decrease the suicide rates in teens.
Public school is dumb, nothing makes sense. Students don't learn, they just memorize facts and get bullied by jocks.
by Y'all are Stupid October 9, 2018
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Pulling a Lorne

“Pulling a Lorne” is when you do not show up to work for days on end, you continue to get paid your wages, and there are no negative consequences to your actions.
He was pulling a Lorne last week and played video games all day at home.
Sweet!
by Lorne69 January 18, 2008
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pulling a codster

I'm too sad to say goodbye, so I'm pulling a codster instead.
by N0RVY March 11, 2010
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Pulling a Winnetka

How you describe the actions of a driver that shows complete obliviousness to their surroundings.

Typical examples include rolling into pedestrians on the sidewalk, opening car doors into oncoming traffic, and going the wrong way down one-way streets.
Me: "That car almost backed into that baby carriage!"

You: "Yep, they were totally Pulling a Winnetka."
by MioMioMio March 10, 2009
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pulling a Brian

Pulling a Brian occurs when a male seems very interested in a girl, pursues her for a decent amount of time then randomly decides that the girl is no longer worth it. The male then leaves with the excuses of "I am not ready" or "I haven't gotten over my past girlfriend." It usually occurs a month into dating.
No I am done with him, he started pulling a Brian.
by misspissedoff17 August 17, 2011
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Pulling a Bush

Using a tragedy to facilitate your agenda
That tow truck driver was pulling a Bush. He didn't care that I'd just had an accident. To the contrary, he was glad because now that he'd showed up so quickly he could profit from my tragedy. Bastard.
by 720mgSTEEEVE November 29, 2009
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Pulling a karp

Finding yourself rejected by any woman, or man possible.
"Damn man i feel bad for mike, the poor guy keeps pulling a karp"
by bobby D' October 10, 2011
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