Press Toaster

Type of Toaster

Alexandra bought a Press Toaster

by WhoKillTheBoss August 27, 2022

vibe pressed

When you are sad because someone is not giving u the same vibe,

that girl was vibe pressed

by joefyckenmama123 February 16, 2020

Panini Press

The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.

“What happened to Steven today?”

“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”

by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020

That’s pressing

When something is getting on your nerves. Can also be used for when something is making you sad, shorter version of depressing.

Person 1: I just got my car stolen...
Person 2: Damn.. that’s pressing

by iitzoat February 11, 2021

Press a on

On modded Minecraft you press a to bookmark an item

Hey press a on the items

by Kjt3d February 20, 2023

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle

Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!

by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011