present

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« im going to get you a present »
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by alexander grandium April 7, 2023

Presentacious

• Presentacious prez-en-tay-shus
(Adjective)

Definition - seeking attention with minor news in a cringy fashion // when one feels the need to announce grandly in a forced effort to brag // trying too hard to make a big deal about celebrating nothing out of nowhere // one who boasts about a generally simple achievement

1. “It’s frustrating how presentacious they are, the way they make an announcement about their 4 year old’s report card as if it’s a PhD.”

- Eg: “OH-MY-GOODNESS! Can you believe how SMART he is, look at my LiTtLe GeNiUS, he’s gonna change the WORLD, yaaayy!” - “Could they be any more presentacious?”
2. “I can’t stand how presentacious they always are, bragging about their new air fryer like they invented it.”

- Eg. “Well daaaamn, are these not the BEST fries you’ve EVER HAD? I tell ya, I could SAVE LIVES with this air fryer, RIGHT!?” - “There they go being presentacious again.”

by DMFK7 April 14, 2023

Pepeno

A man who has achieved excellence in pizza making.

Have you seen how he makes pizza? He's a real pepeno.

by zavrilla April 16, 2023

presentate

Is the berm form of present

I will presentate today

by Clorox whyps May 3, 2023

Preene

Superlative of dumb.

Omg how preene can you be!
That’s such a preene move!

by Psj May 8, 2023

Present Caliph Of Islam

There is NO present Caliph of Islam right now.

There is NO present Caliph of Islam right now. All those especially Ahmadiyya Community are spreading lies about their False Caliphs.

by Ronald1 July 24, 2023

Presence Facetime

A presence FaceTime is when you and a person who is most likely a significant other are on a facetime call just to feel the presence of the other person in the room

Me and my girlfriend was on a presence Facetime last night

by Glokko September 4, 2023