Parem

Gender neutral term for a serious boyfriend or girlfriend

"My parem and I are going to the movies tonight"

by Climbtreez February 25, 2010

ParentArium

A place for parents to go and find their inner peace, like in a Arium

Those parents need some time to themselves away from the kids to re-energize their emotional strength. They should take a break at the parentarium.

by mothergamer October 18, 2010

Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.

The more sophisticated “Ur mom gay”. Used to destroy anyone giving you shit.

Alex: “Yeah! Well! Ur mom gay!”

Me: “Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.”
Alex: *Literally fucking explodes”

by Neubekk May 12, 2018

Parenthesis Face

Any person, usually an elderly individual, whose facial creases create the shape of parenthesis on either side of their lips.
These "parenthesis" run from the base of one's nostrils to the chin line, placing one's mouth within a set of parentheses.
It is a very unattractive feature, and usually causes one to appear puppet-like, with the chin and lower lip creating the lower part of a puppet's mouth.
Usually obnoxious, rude, obtrusively religious ex-English, now-substitute (sometimes single-school exclusive) teachers possess such a trait.

That parenthesis face really said "God bless you and save you" when I sneezed!
I can't believe she doesn't know how to look through her glasses instead of over them!

by Ryan Is Blessed and Saved October 23, 2008

Parent Trap

putting cute pics on dating apps of you with other people's kids, only to caption: NOT MY KID.

It's the manipulative version of 'dudes with dogs' photo con. Basically, the child is there fore him to seem loving and/or wanting kids down the road/marriage material. Like the cute puppy (or fancy car/fake jet, the child is the bait.

I personally find it demeaning to assume all women are so 'simple' or all want to be mothers.

Dude was trying to parent trap me so I left swiped that basic mf so fast!

by rhtjx November 11, 2020

prarent

That awkward moment when you accidentally combine two words. For parent, prayer and parent. Another example could be Grool from mean girls. Another one could be, Hilo is you try to say hi and hello. This is often an embarrassing time. Especially when you are stating a speech, "The prarents were very great!"

The prarent was too strong... wait... I said prarent... I was going to say prayer but then I said parent.

by Budgii October 8, 2018

parensite

A parent of a celebrity who lives off the money and fame of their child.

Dina Lohan, the mother of Lindsey, is a parensite.

by Thomasmcg January 8, 2009