Potato baby

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.

JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.

by hazeystorm May 27, 2017

chaos potato

A domesticated rat

Rachel: My chaos potatoes just had a bunch of baby chaos potatoes!

by Rachel Aetos October 4, 2022

Gnashed Potatoes

Coined in its use in GoW3. Gnashed potatoes refers to a situation where a team mate gets 2 or more crucial kills with the Gnasher shotgun. Due to the graphic content of the game it can be referred to as gnashed potatoes. This term can be applied to GoW, GoW2 and GoW3.

Josh - " I got three guys on me"
Pat- "make some gnashed potatoes then"

by Izolate September 29, 2011

lawn potatoes

Dried-up excrement from a large dog. Generally found in clusters on the lawn. Dogs like to habitually shit in the same place and by the end of the week, their droppings begin to look like potatoes.

Damn!!! That dog she has left lawn potatoes all over the yard.

I hate picnicking in the park, it is hard to find a spot that is void of lawn potatoes.

by angrybitch1970 October 3, 2009

potato cake

a small round cake of potato roughly the size of a compact disc cd. it is dipped in a delicious batter and deep fried until golden brown, and is normally eaten as a snack with tomato sauce and a sprinkle o' salt.
Potato cakes can usually be found at your local fish & chip shop for 60 cents each.
(australia)

"yeah can i have 2 potato cakes and a dim sim please"

by ungoliant May 5, 2006

glazed potato

A glazed potato is when you blow your load up your girlfriend's ass, and she then takes a shit. The turd is the 'glazed potato'.

after hours of intense anal sex, my girl later presented me with a glazed potato for a little after-bonnin' snack.

by bone verchard, goddamn retard June 11, 2006

potato bug

the scariest non-mammal to walk planet earth. this creature mostly lives underground, but emerges when it feels the need to wreak havoc (emphasis on the word reek). will scare the living daylights out of you if you ever come in contact with it. this shit is straight up trippin.

i just saw a potato bug and i think i shit my pants.

by D.Pizzy November 14, 2006