chaos potato

Rachel: My chaos potatoes just had a bunch of baby chaos potatoes!
by Rachel Aetos October 04, 2022
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Uneducated Potato

What you call somebody when they make a mistake.
by JazzyUnicorn01 April 08, 2020
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Rock or Potato

Phrase derived from the traveling game Rock or Potato (where upon seeing an object of questionable nature one member of the group asks Rock or Potato and each member of the group must declare Rock or Potato before approaching the object). This phrase is used to indicate the positive or negative nature of a statement.
"Oh man Jessica, I hooked up with this guy last night..."

"OOOOooh! Rock or Potato? "
"Rock ;)"
"Yeah gurl!"
by Cummingtonite December 08, 2010
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whale potato

like a couch potato, some who is not just lazy but very obese.
Get off your lazy ass and loose a couple hundred pounds you whale potato!

or

After he started smoking pot, he became a real whale potato.
by tee-emm August 20, 2009
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potato cake

a small round cake of potato roughly the size of a compact disc cd. it is dipped in a delicious batter and deep fried until golden brown, and is normally eaten as a snack with tomato sauce and a sprinkle o' salt.
Potato cakes can usually be found at your local fish & chip shop for 60 cents each.
(australia)
"yeah can i have 2 potato cakes and a dim sim please"
by ungoliant April 25, 2006
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glazed potato

A glazed potato is when you blow your load up your girlfriend's ass, and she then takes a shit. The turd is the 'glazed potato'.
after hours of intense anal sex, my girl later presented me with a glazed potato for a little after-bonnin' snack.
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potato bug

the scariest non-mammal to walk planet earth. this creature mostly lives underground, but emerges when it feels the need to wreak havoc (emphasis on the word reek). will scare the living daylights out of you if you ever come in contact with it. this shit is straight up trippin.
i just saw a potato bug and i think i shit my pants.
by D.Pizzy November 14, 2006
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