powsta

a big, nice, delicious bowl of carbs

B: I bet you a drink at the gazebo that the Tavern has a powsta dish
P: No they don't

ten minutes later

B: YOU AIN'T GOT NO POWSTA DISH

by PBTRin September 2, 2011

Popstitute

Soda waiting at home for you in your bed.

"Dude, I have 4 liters of Dr. Pepper waiting for me in my bed at home."
"Oh, so you have a popstitute!"

by illbeyouroneandonly October 9, 2011

Poptart

Cute pet name for the neu pun yo.

"I love you, poptart!"

by gummybear!@ April 30, 2012

poptart

A dolt, a person who is pleasant when you first meet them, but then that all goes out the window... Like when you eat a poptart as an adult, you're first instinct is OMG this is going to be awesome!! And then you take that first and last bite...

A douche bag male that thinks he's gods gift to women, wow that douche is a total poptart
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is.

A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson

by pinksparkles88 October 18, 2012

postal

adj. Refers to an address outside (often well outside) a city's limits which can still receive mail addressed to that city.

I hear Dave lives in Decatur also - is he close to you?

Not really. Dave lives out in postal Decatur; I live downtown.

by Mach Turtle June 12, 2013

poptart vip

The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.

I wish I was a Poptart VIP like Jose, I'd get all the bitches.

by Boobman9000 November 5, 2013

poptartaholic

Someone who has an unhealthy addiction to pop tarts.

"I'm such a poptartaholic. I could eat them all day long"

by Karmatropolis December 4, 2013