penis

Ok, its long, hard, has a big head, and gets bigger everyone and a while. Plus he throws up a lot, especially into girls mouths.

My penis is aroused

by Big COCK December 12, 2003

penis

The thing that hangs between your legs that people like to have sex with. Very good for peeing wile your having sex and good to suck on.Any by the way, did i forget to say it's the BEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can i suck your little fucking penis?

by PENISinYOURmouth June 28, 2006

Penis

The most vital part on my body ova dan my hand lol.
Has many nicknames such as gigglestick luvplank purple helmet warrior an my personal fave Hank the Wankplank

ooo Hanks needsa rubbin

by MeAd November 3, 2003

penis

something that if its too small, it will be rejected by a female.

did you hear about josh, he has a small penis, im breaking up with him

by xTJxFTWx August 6, 2011

Penis

The most overstated organ in the history of the human species.

Men think the rest of the world cares about their penis.

by Jammoe April 8, 2006

penis

Some kind of carrot.

These penises are delicous!

by derpyderpy February 8, 2010

Penis

1. a thing men need and worship
2. a thing women use
3. A thing that the more douchey men believe makes them special or sexually attractive, when really there are literally billions of other people with dicks just like theirs, or better.
4. a name most young lesbian girls call douches or exes

1. Horrace could never live without his penis
2. Jane was bored so she decided to go get a penis
3. Fabio: Bitch! U kno u wannit!! Dayum! I bet all the girls in here wanna suck my huge D!
Goldigger: Ehem, your tiny penis is not made out of solid gold!
4. Layne: Izzy is such a penis!

by scratchmaster101 January 21, 2011