Peyton

Peyton is an amazing person. MOST THOUGHTFUL person you’ll ever find. Holy cow if you ever find one keep him. He is always loyal to whoever he likes. He is patient and kind loves sports. Shy at first but funny once you get to know. I’m telling y’all go get yourself a peyton RIGHT NOW.

girl: Dang is that peyton MINE!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Paxton’s Mom

The hottest MILF in the world. Nobody comes close.

Damn she hot as fuck. she must be Paxton’s Mom

by KernalKeen January 9, 2022

Peyton Slaughterback

A student that goes to Mitchell Junior High School in Mitchell, Indiana. No one really enjoys being around him, and when they are they bully him. He is incredibly stupid and dumb. No one cares for him, not even his parents.

Dude, I´m in a group with fucking Peyton Slaughterback.

by AustinYouKnowEXACTLYWhoIAm October 17, 2022

Peyton

The most beautiful guy you'll ever meet!! The brown haired, green eyed boys smile will make you wanna drop dead. He's nice, funny, and above all pretty as fuck. Also, girls that like him seem to call him "Kiwi".

Maddie: Man, Peyton's so pretty. *sigh*
Beaux: Quit obsessing over the poor man and just ask him out already!!
Maddie: OK! DAMN!

by -LooHoo January 8, 2023

Dan Patton

the most hottest guy ever.
he meow's alot.

for example, 'MEOW MOTHER FUCKERS DAN PATTON IS HOT'

by Sparkes_ October 17, 2011

Ms Patton

The act of someone peeing on someone else's front yard. Usually in a drunken stupor by a female.

Did you see that chick pull a Ms Patton at dude's party the other night?!

I'm going to Ms Patton real quick, I'll be right back.

by stanleywinters December 1, 2011

Coral Patton

Coral. Coral is male. Coral, a man chockablock with sexual tendencies. A beautiful man is He. As beautiful as He is, He is also treacherous. F'r this sir shall stealeth thy distaff and coequal thy male through showing thee his masturbation technique as you stare into his Third Eye and Nipple. In order to put down a Coral thou must rip the third nipple so the process remains unfinished. Then you can enjoy Coral Patton with no fear. You may also freely enjoy all 63 of his genitalia. He is never flaccid.

“Fucking got Coral Patton’d, he kinda took my soul and I’m in love with all 63 of his genitalia.”

“Dear lord, spawn a Coral Patton near me. No one is able to satisfy me any longer in bed. I’m a man by the way.”

by SidanthisStraightBitches November 14, 2019