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Glamour Parking

Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.

To his credit, Homer, a friend of mine, first started this. Now we all do it.
OMG that Lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. Quick! *the driver parks the car*
Everyone in the car altogether says/sings: GLAMOUR PARKING!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)
by Troy Vogel January 22, 2009
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Park Restroom

A place where homeless people go to bathe and male homosexuals go to touch butts.
I really had to blast a dookie, but my only option was a park restroom and I was not in the mood for a date.
by mistermedl October 21, 2010
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park links

by Yer mum! December 31, 2013
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Park Jimin

An amazing, selfless, hardworking man who has such a beautiful and cute voice. He is incredibly charismatic and graceful on stage. He's a man who deserves unconditional love and doesn't deserve what he thinks of himself. He thought he wasn't good enough, he starved himself, nothing he ever could deserve. In reality, he's gorgeous and talented.
Park Jimin, the man who never fails to make me smile.
"My bias-wrecker, Park Jimin."
by V Leagh November 30, 2018
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stretchmark park

A zoo or other park frequented by mothers and their children.
Mallory took the kids to stretchmark park to look at all the animals.
by JackSweet72 June 19, 2011
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Kevin (Park)

Also known as Young Suh. Is a hype beast. Rides off brother (Wonki) for Yeezys. Also wears fake bred 1s. VERY VERY short. Like shorter than Grace (Jeong) short. Claims to play guitar but never practices. Claims to be good at basketball, but realistically is not.
He's so small and thinks he's good at basketball, he must be a Kevin (Park).
by the two amazing friends November 25, 2017
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cock parking

The act of “Netflix and chill” but instead of sex, the guy’s soft cock is parked in the mouth of the person who’s head is in his lap while they both watch tv
I was at Brian/Brianna’s house yesterday cock parking while watching tv
by Mmmzzz January 5, 2020
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