nigger paradox

When the only way you can get a black persons respect is to be extremely cool and nice to them. Which, in return, they take advantage of the niceness and you're back where you started. This mainly applies to adults/teachers.

My principal was a good principal. He only went wrong when he started befriending everyone. All the black kids now saw him as a peer and not a figure of authority, thus taking advantage of him and causing him to get fired. The nigger paradox. If you don't befriend them, they dont respect you. When you do befriend them, they take advantage of you. It never works out.

by The Great Faran October 28, 2007

Elitist Paradox

The attempted to by Conservatives and Liberals to lable the other as being elitist. Both sides fail to recognize the fact that there elitist on both sides of the political spectrum.

The debate about the Conservative and Liberal elite is the reason why the Elitist Paradox exist.

by ????^_^???? October 9, 2006

moon over parador

When a man is mooning someone and his pants are pulled so low that his balls are exposed too.

I tried to moon the car behind us, but my pants went so low that I actually gave them a moon over Parador.

by Mill Bore March 6, 2007

Parabelle

A band formed by the former lead singer of Evans Blue Kevin Matisyn. They have yet to be signed to a major label. In 2009 put out their debut double album "A Summit Borderline/A Drop Oceanic". In 2010 they announced that they would record a follow up album tenitivley titled "Reasembaling The Icons" which is due out sometime late 2010.

I was so pissed when Kevin Matisyn was kicked out of evand blue but then I heard his work with Parabelle and I shit my fucking pants!!!!!!! My favorite song of their album is Pray To The Pessimest.

by GrIfFiNdAyLe May 28, 2010

Gangsta's Paradox

The theory that if you give a gangsta a three cornered hat, he will spend an infinite amount of time trying to find a good way to turn it sideways. This is the best way to create a perpetual motion machine.

50 Cent: "Damn, yo, I can't turn this three cornered hat sideways!"

Coolio: "You livin in a Gangsta's Paradox!"

by ncsmith October 28, 2009

The Check Point Paradox

When playing a video game that uses checkpoints instead of normal saves, you pass the check point before a boss or tough group of monsters, with your character's health less than 25%. The monsters promptly destroy your character making you re-spawn at the last check point with still minimal health and no way to turn back without starting a new save or finding a glitch. This happens to many gamers and causes frustration about the inability to advance further into the storyline.

(guy 1) Yo can I borrow your gameboy to play some Final Fantasy?

(guy 2) Naw I'm stuck in The Check Point Paradox!

by Deathrifle7 April 24, 2010

Paracetamolling

When your ill you take paracetamol like every stupid 4 hours.

Dick: Woah im ill need to take another paracetamol..

Fanny: Woah dick... are you paracetamolling?

by pashley December 15, 2008