Paper Poop

The remnant of paper that is pushed out from a hole punch on notebook paper. The Paper Asshole (hole reinforcements) goes where the paper poop came from. See paper asshole for more information.
I dropped my hole punch and paper poop went all over the floor.
by L J T II February 27, 2021
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nanny paper

Nanny paper is when a girl squirts (usually after having sex or masturbating) onto a price of paper which makes the paper go all crinkley after it has dried out.
Girl: oh I'm gonna squirt I'm gonna squirt. quick get the paper.
Guy: okay I love doing nanny paper.
*Girl squirts*
Guy: oh this is going to be some good nanny paper.
by Bossmanjamie March 05, 2017
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bad paper

what happens when the military gives you a discharge that is less than a fully honorable discharge.
private 1: man did you hear about tim? they gave him a bad discharge an now he has to submit an apeal to have his discharge upgraded!

private 2: little did he know that some bad paper would keep him from being able to do anything else in his life!
by switch1twitch April 21, 2010
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Paper fleet

When mail trucks travel together in groups.
As I was driving to work today I passed a paper fleet on the other side of the road.
by Uzimac03 September 18, 2019
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paper relationship

When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.
Me and this guy are back together, but it's such a paper relationship this time! Ugh!
by tfiosinfinities May 02, 2015
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Recycling Papers

Taking a paper you submitted for one class and turning it in for another.
Holy shit, man. This is graduate school quality work. Like I don't know what you want to do in life, but you'll be one of the greatest in your fields - (Professor response to an incidence of recycling papers, unbeknownst to him)
by Jeremiah Collins May 29, 2015
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