Sarah Palin

v. To Sarah Palin: The act of upgrading one's life (clothing, house, car) either by others' means (preferable) or your own.

Since I got this new job, I have to Sarah Palin my wardrobe. Too bad my company won't pay for it.

by Kristi Conner March 13, 2009

Palindrone

Wingnut Sarah groupie who when seen from behind is an ass and when seen from the front is also an ass.

That Palindrone is so clueless, they don't know whether they're coming or going.

by Strelka December 8, 2009

Palinization

1) To turn issues into fluff while preening to a faux news viewpoint
2) To stand for free speech, while having goons pull down any criticism of yourself
3) To make you feel you need a shower after an interview with Glenn Beck

The Palinization of the American life is continuing unabated....ya, you betcha

by Abbey Hoffman October 12, 2010

Palin Vision

The ability to see across the ocean into another country. The name is derived from Alaska's governor, Sarah Palin, who has claimed to have the ability to see Russia from her house.

Person A: I can see China from my house!

Person B: Wow, you must have Palin Vision!

by stickykeyboard March 1, 2011

Palin's Razor

The simplest explanation for what Sarah Palin does is most likely that she is Sarah Palin.

Originally suggested by David Weigel at Slate, as a corollary to Occam's Razor

Me: Why did Sarah Palin decide to quit her bus tour?

DW: Dude--Palin's Razor. Because she's Sarah Palin.

by mpwd June 22, 2011

palindromeemordnilap

Replacement word for palindrome. A palindrome is a word or phrase that reads the same backwards as forward, for example, racecar or eye.

CLAY: Hey Hannah! Did you know your name is a palindrome?
HANNAH: Yes, I did, and why the fuck is the word palindrome not a palindrome?
CLAY: Right, the word should be palindromeemordnilap.

by Terio Marin May 19, 2017

a-palin

Main Entry: a-pal·in
Function: adjective
Date: 2008
Etymology:
Variant spelling and pronunciation of appalling (1817)

: inspiring horror, dismay, or disgust <offering a-palin answers to interview questions>
— a-pal·in·ly adverb

Interviewee: "Well, it certainly does because our -- our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia ... We have trade missions back and forth. We-- we do-- it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where-- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is-- from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to-- to our state."

Interviewer: "Governor, it's just a-palin how stupid and incoherent your answers are. Do you need a lifeline?"

by a-palin January 13, 2009