The Paddy

the myth revolving around gingers stating that a gingers brightly coloured hair radiates heat.

I think he suffers with, The Paddy.

by LaughingLady May 8, 2010

poopie paddle

to have a bad day that requires you to move around in all the shit your taking.

Man I am having a bad day since I failed my final. thank god I brought my poopie paddle today.

by ac32 December 20, 2011

Cock Paddled

The female equivalent of being "Pussy Whipped."

Abandons her friends and makes excuses to be with her man.

Annette: OMG, STACY! You always leave me for him... you are so cock paddled.

Stacy: Like OMG, not even, we just have the flu again... and we have homework to do.

by pervyninja January 4, 2012

soggy paddle

A sweaty ballsack sagging and sticking to your leg.

Mid June in East Texas is soggy paddle primitive.

by Adam Shakira May 5, 2014

mississippi paddleboat

Having multiple people positioned in a circle completing the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.

See Dutch Rudder for the singular and instructions.

Whilst down in the bayou me and the boys from the gator wrestling squad wanted to try the Dutch Rudder, but as there were twelve of us we ended up doing the Mississippi Paddleboat.

by Deconius November 15, 2016

Lily padding

When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.

I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding.

by MacGyversblade March 7, 2020

Plastic paddy

Someone who claims to be Irish, but is only half Irish, and can't be bothered to get Irish citizenship.

Louis: I'm legit a Irishmen now, cos I've got mi a Irish passport.
James: You're not even Irish though, I'm true Irishman with ma ginger pubics.
Louis: James, you don't even have Irish citizenship you plastic paddy.

by Brown Towels June 18, 2021