Pineapple Butt

After taking a large poop, the act of not wiping and allowing the poop to dry and get crusty, followed by the sensation of having the top of a pineapple in your asshole is known as pineapple butt.

Man, Chipotle was out of toilet paper. When I got home, I had a bad case of pineapple butt

I started to bleed from wiping but still had shit to remove. Two hours later, I had wicked Pineapple Butt.

by johnny pineappleass November 1, 2012

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Pineapple on pizza

Calm down people it’s not an abomination it’s actually quite good try it one time

Bill:have you ever tried pineapple on pizza
Jane: Ew no. Disgusting
Bill: Have you tried it
Jane: no
Bill:Sit down and eat you’ll like it I promise
Jane : you know what this stuff is good

by I like pineapple on pizza July 13, 2020

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When a person, who happens to have simillar physical characteristics to a pineapple, agree's 100% percent to a activity or event only to not show up or do something else instead, there by dogging his / her mates and being abused behind thier back!

A: "Let's not tell Tom about anything we aver do as he will just do a pineapple pull out!"

B: "i heard he was about to get a root the other night a did the old pineapple pullout and went to wack it to facebookl!"

A: "what a idiot, spocka wouldn't do that"

by S Pocka March 17, 2010

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Pineapple pen

Intro
(PEE-PEE-AY-PEE)
P-P-A-P

Verse 1
I have a pen, I have a apple
Uh! Apple-Pen!

Verse 2
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-Pen!

Verse 3
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen
Uh! Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

You: Your such a Pineapple pen,

friend: How?

You: your a dead meme

by Hopefully funny September 7, 2017

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