Peen

The end result of preparing or cooking English peas inside their pods.

Mom: You guys like how I cooked those peas?
Dad: Are they peas or beans?
Justin: Beans, I think.
Dad: I thought those were peas.
Joe: That's what you'd call a peen.

by J. T. Holland September 27, 2006

Peen Cushion

A term used to describe a slut who always seems to have penises inside her mouth, ass, vagina, etc, like a pin cushion.

Martha is such a peen cushion, she gave Bobby a blowjob, had sex with Sam and Daniel in the same day, AND let Jose get to her back door.

No guy would ever marry Jessica, she's just a walking, talking peen cushion!

by SkinsMan93m2 September 19, 2010

Peen Derr

Another name for the penis, better than wiener

Dude, your peen derr totally touched my leg last night, gross.. do it again

by megan delio November 24, 2010

Peendouche

When someone is acting like both a dick AND a douche.

I can't decide if you're a penis or a douchebag... I guess that makes you a peendouche!

by knuckles mcfreshy March 29, 2011

Peen

A word used to describe the male genetalia."I'm the peen queen"
"Edie is not the peen Queen"

cock
dick
peen

by OldFourNipsNeil March 16, 2014

peenerpuffer

(Noun) a word used to describe a person who's hobby is sniffing bicycle seats.

Sash stepped away from the bicycle moments before Matt the peenerpuffer approached.

by According to Matt & Sash June 1, 2014

Peen

An alternative/shortened version of the word " Penis "

"Someone just sent me a picture of a peen."

" 'Penis' sounds like a monster. 'Peen' is like a cute lil stuffed animal."

"I got my peen shot off in Nam."

by Dontbesadstayrad September 15, 2015