Glamour Parking

Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.

To his credit, Homer, a friend of mine, first started this. Now we all do it.

OMG that Lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. Quick! *the driver parks the car*
Everyone in the car altogether says/sings: GLAMOUR PARKING!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)

by Troy Vogel January 22, 2009

Kevin (Park)

Also known as Young Suh. Is a hype beast. Rides off brother (Wonki) for Yeezys. Also wears fake bred 1s. VERY VERY short. Like shorter than Grace (Jeong) short. Claims to play guitar but never practices. Claims to be good at basketball, but realistically is not.

He's so small and thinks he's good at basketball, he must be a Kevin (Park).

by the two amazing friends November 25, 2017

stretchmark park

A zoo or other park frequented by mothers and their children.

Mallory took the kids to stretchmark park to look at all the animals.

by JackSweet72 June 19, 2011

Park Restroom

A place where homeless people go to bathe and male homosexuals go to touch butts.

I really had to blast a dookie, but my only option was a park restroom and I was not in the mood for a date.

by mistermedl October 21, 2010

park links

Dog poo.

It's time we picked up the park links.

by Yer mum! December 31, 2013

Kessler Park

a neighborhood inside oak cliff texas, half of it is hood, half is not

man! kessler park is ghetto!

by lildino July 5, 2009

Normandy Park

Normandy Park, Washington is a small bedroom community between Seattle and Tacoma. It's along Puget Sound with large homes on huge lots. Several creeks run through the city, and there are lots of tall trees. It's very conservative and parents are very protective of their kids. It's also a very rich city. Growing up in Normandy Park is like growing up in Bellevue.

"Hey man, want to hang out late tonight at the mall? "

"No, sorry, my parents want me home by 10pm."

"oh I forgot, man, you live in Normandy Park. "

by Urban Planning Dude October 7, 2016