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attitude parking

parking in any sideways, irregular or sassy manner, such as taking up two parking spaces at the same time.
Old Woman: "OH those youths and their attitude parking... it pisses me off."
by Brittany Heintz December 31, 2008
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player parking

similar to rock star parking, player parking is not limited to spots in front of a club or bar, but even the prime spot in front of the burrito place which allows you to keep an eye on your car while you are ordering/eating
I can leave my windows down and not worry about my shit gettin jacked because i got player parking
by DKStamos16 March 21, 2008
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park a custard

You guys go on ahead, I'll catch up in a few. I gotta go park a custard.
by TheDeathBot June 17, 2008
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Glamour Parking

Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.

To his credit, Homer, a friend of mine, first started this. Now we all do it.
OMG that Lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. Quick! *the driver parks the car*
Everyone in the car altogether says/sings: GLAMOUR PARKING!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)
by Troy Vogel January 22, 2009
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park barn

1. Anywhere that nobody really knows where it is.
2. Any unspecified location that can be referred to as where something is.
A: Where's the gig?
B: Park barn

A: Where did I leave my keys?
B: Park barn

A: Where did these barn eggs come from?
B: They're park barn eggs.

A: How do I get to London?
B: Take a left at Park Barn
by ashleysbrain March 13, 2009
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cuddle-park

“Cuddle-park,” or “cuddle-parking,” refers to when someone parks so close to your car that it’s almost as though the cars are cuddling.
Not a good thing.
"That guy parked right on the line next to my car. I have to do yoga just to get in!"
"Ugh, I hate it when he cuddle-parks."
by RLS December 10, 2013
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park links

by Yer mum! December 31, 2013
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