The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."
Friend: "Cool story bro"
Friend: "Cool story bro"
by ICECHART September 8, 2012
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"dude - did you see that red aluminium boat down at the ramp on Friday??"
"yeah I saw two guys bumming on it while they were motoring away - one of them must have been the ally boat owner."
"yeah I saw two guys bumming on it while they were motoring away - one of them must have been the ally boat owner."
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Man, did you hear about Randy? He really went off the reservation. I heard he moved to Texas and became a gun super owner.
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