optomost

Optimism expert level 1000.
An optimist, only better!

An inspiration to those around them.

My friend is such an optomost, always has a solution or work around.

Always choosing and seeing the best solution.

by Alitleccentric October 20, 2020

Optimus prime(Johnnyflashes)

Leader of the autobots and the last prime in most continuity’s but in this continuity, optimus is a heartbroken, depressed, spoiled brat who slowly lost the spot light and emotionally died. But this time didn’t come back.

Megatron whispered to starscream: I wish optimus prime(Johnnyflashes) would get his life together

by Nemesis prime December 10, 2020

optimizer

Bullshit software made up by Chinese companies as a form of making extra cash.

IOBit Advanced System Optimizer is useless, it does nothing for your computer

by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn January 5, 2021

Option Three

"Option Three" is the option to overthrow the government through armed revolution.

Popularized by the Twitter Hashtag #OptionThree created after the January 6, 2021 occupation of the U.S. Capitol building.

When the government executes an unarmed woman in the Capitol, the only choice left is Option Three.

by Janus of Rome January 11, 2021

Optimus Prime

Leader of the autobots and for some reason their less famous then bumblebee

he is Optimus Prime cuz he is Optimus the freaking Prime.

by Random_dude_online January 13, 2021

optionment

An optionment is an optional assignment.

Much to my dismay, my students think their assignments are optionments and tend not to complete them.

by Mr. Kotter March 3, 2021

Optioncide

To buy a “call” or “put” option in a stock that is heavily manipulated by a hedge fund manager, only to be pushed out of the money on expiration date by that exact hedge fund manager.

Usually, the hedge fund manager will sell you those covered “calls” or “puts” options, collecting the premium (your money), and then driving the price either up or down, to walk away with your premium & their stocks (since they are covered options).

Yo, I bought some options on XYZ stock, I was in the money but it dropped out of the money a day before expiration. I think the fund managers want me to loose. Every week they commit optioncide.

by Optioncide April 27, 2021