Clogged Toilet

Used during sexual intercourse, when you stick your own feces inside another human's butthole.

Guy 1: Bro what did you do on your tinder date?

Guy 2: Dude we did EVERYTHING. Even the clogged toilet!

Guy1: No way bro! she sounds like a keeper!

by darkenedwenis June 27, 2019

toilet tinder

The act of playing the ever-popular Tinder picture swiping game while on toilet. Clearly, one of the best times to play Tinder. Swipe, then wipe.

Damn, these hemorrhoids! I've been playing Toilet Tinder far too long tonight!!

by mindfkr December 11, 2014

toilet praying

When you've drunk too much and eaten you occasionally find yourself puking on your knees in front of a toilet. The position suggests that you're praying to the toilet, i.e. toilet praying

Dude I wrote all my exams yesterday and went to a grand party. The next day i was toilet praying all morning long!

by Swissmiz October 29, 2010

toilet splashback

this little "shit" that's coming back to where it come frome.When you're wondering why your anus is wet

The toilet splashback i had yesterday was pretty masive

by Bastibalu April 07, 2016

Toilet Queen

A gay man who cruises public rest rooms looking for anonymous gay sex with other gay cruisers.

Those public restrooms at that state park rest stop are frequented by toilet queens.

by Paul Della Valle June 14, 2004

toilet scab

The solidification of blood around the anus caused by explosive diarrhea. It is also known to produce a "red halo."

My toilet scab is about to fall off and give me a red halo in my underwear.

by Unstable1 April 09, 2010

toilet beans

Toilet seat bumpers.

Toilet beans go well with bum gravy.

by Uran Spaceman November 05, 2005