Black Friday

Run. For. Your. Life. YOU WILL DIE IN THE CROWDS OF PEOPLE RUNNING TO GET PS5S AND XBOX SERIES X IF YOU DO NOT BE CAUTIOUS YOU WILL MOST LIKELY GET NOTHING. People camping in front of stores at 1 am! 1 hour in and it's all gone... There are BILLIONS OF SALES ON THIS DREADED DAY! To you, it's a sale day... but to the cashiers it's war...

Black Friday is just around the corner!

by :D iamyt November 23, 2020

Friday Physics

Friday Physics is an event that happens every Friday. Everyone in the country contemplates life and questions why you have to take science for GCSE. By the end of the event you have lost your mind but at least you now know how many newton's you way on the moon.

Teacher: It Friday Physics!
Students: Oh Lord....

by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021

Freeballin Friday

When it’s Friday and you decide to go commando by not wearing any underwear.

“Hey James bruh why is your boner in your pants so bulgy?”

Ryan bro why you lookin at my meat dude!? That’s sus af, anyway it’s Freeballin Friday and I thought I’d just not wear any drawls.”

by Next Genesis February 18, 2022

DEVILS FRIDAY

To treat Thursday night like its a Friday night

It's Thursday let's not get too excited.
Nah Devils Friday let's get lit

by Franklyserious September 1, 2021

sambuca friday

the absolutely littest celebration ever initiated by throw up… it involves a shitton of sambuca and a bed in the ritz carlton.

are you ready for sambuca friday?

by honeymeri September 2, 2021

Sambuca Friday

The absolute coolest and elite night you have have while drinking sambuca and getting shit-faced. most likely to end in someone throwing up. happens every 20th of august

do you remember last sambuca friday?

by Kiki2004 September 2, 2021

First Friday

Also referred to as Art Murmur, it's a giant party in downtown Oakland that clogs up Telegraph and Broadway with local artists, sideshows, and the sweet smell of thc. Mostly it's a place where black guys go to get booty calls, punks go to shoulder tap, and hipsters go to pretend like they give a fuck about art.

dude1: you goin to first friday?
dude2: hoodslam?
dude1: no the art thing
dude2: fuck that shit I got free booze at home come over

by alestorm November 12, 2012