Jack Oliver

Cunt

Jack oliver is a massive cunt

by PauliePhoenix November 18, 2019

Oliver

A Vodka loving cunt.

He loves Mel and adores her existence.
He's friends with buddy Teah, Gabby Wabby, Alexia and Blu.
Son of Sora

Fuk u

Oliver is such cunt lmaoooo

by Oliver surprise bitch June 28, 2017

Oliver

Oliver is a complete retard. He has no sense of humour and nobody likes.

OMG you're such an Oliver

by Danl Sheev October 28, 2018

Oliver

wears his cap backwards, eats entire pints ice cream, and is constantly talking about how great he thinks is, but in reality, he has the maturity of a five year old. also has a very small dick

Oliver is lame asf

by someonenew123 March 18, 2020

Oliver

He's a dickhead with a small penis

Oliver is a dickhead

by Oliver dickhead bullsack July 25, 2017

Oliver

(n)- A gay prostitute that sells himself for drugs. Olivers tend to have aids.

Fag # 1- I got aids from that damn Oliver last night.
Fag # 2- Wanna have sex?

by jhfdksjdfhkkeyreuiwyruiewyriuw April 29, 2011

Oliver McArdle

He is without doubt the pinnacle of the human race. Undoubtedly the world's best shag, his man wand reaches 14 inches and even has its own brain.
You can find Oliver in your mum, most of the time, all of the time.
Sometimes your dad can't even hold back the urge of Oliver McArdle.
He is without queation an undefeatable athlete, an unaware challenger will simply shoot themselves if found trying to challenge the great Mc.
All bow down to him and is unquestionably the most badass human on the planet.




he stills sucks cock though.

Ryan: Hey, have u seen Oliver McArdle playing football, that dude is tiiiiight!!!!

Jordan: I no, dude for some reason i just wanna let him shred up my bumhole

Ryan: True, true...apparently he wraps it round his leg, its that big!!!

by JordanB1991 February 11, 2009