baby oil 

Best lube for titfuck and wanking.

Chloe accidentally spilt baby oil on her cleavage. I decided not to waste it so I fucked her gigantic breasts til I gave her a pearl necklace!

baby oil by Paul Lau January 10, 2006

Mexican oil change 

What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.

Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty. Now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.

Mexican oil change by Meldroc January 18, 2006

burn midnight oil 

to stay up all night doing work. often homework.

i burned midnight oil last night but slept in coz i was too tired

burn midnight oil by yo April 15, 2004

wisconsin oil change

when your having drunk sex with a chick and that snatch is so dry you use her or your own vomit as lube

"man lisa was as dry as a sandbox last night I had to do a wisconsin oil change on her and then i went to town"

wisconsin oil change by swaven da bonner October 4, 2011

olive oil 

1. popey's girlfriend

2. someone tall and skinny

"look at that girl she looks like olive oil"
"what do you mean"
"she's really tall and skinny"

olive oil by micheleeeeeeee February 20, 2009

No blood for oil 

a slogan used by antiwar protestors to denounce wars fought in lands where oil is abundant and other countries have business interests at.

1. In 1991 I saw bumper stickers protesting the first Gulf war. They said "Troops out now! No blood for oil."

2. When American and foreign troops were in Somalia obstensibly on a food drive and "nation building" exercise some people protested by stickers and T-shirts also saying "No blood for oil" because the pre-anarchy Somalian port of Mogadishu was believed to be once a stopover and replenishment place for oil tankers.

3. America is at war in Iraq once again and the phrase is being used once again: NO BLOOD FOR OIL!

No blood for oil by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 23, 2009

Alaskan Oil Rush 

When your girlfriend has diarrhea you get her upside down and procide to have anal sex, when you are both about to climax you take your cock out of her ass and she begins to squirt the diarrhea over herself while you are cumming on her and you, then you begin to lick the diarrhea and cum off of each other.

Dave: I heard Paul gave Stacy and alaskan oil rush.

Richard: Yeah I saw them both coming out of there room, they looked pretty messy.

Alaskan Oil Rush by Bralexe October 14, 2010