Owl

Acronym for "Old White Lady". They may look wise, but are birds of prey. With big, old, round glasses, they are looking out for youth to call the cops on.
"Quick, act unsuspecting. It's an owl!"
by Dolores DeCulo January 23, 2024
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Owl

The owl in nature is a bird that eats its prey, and vomits out what it can't digest. So then it seemingly wouldn't need to poop, but yet it still does. Calling someone else an "Owl" in context is a nicer way of explaining that the person is unnecessarily rude, aggressive, arrogant; or in other words an unnecessary asshole. It's the kind of person who is hateful not because it's been a bad day, they got barked at in the office, they stepped in cat feces, nothing is wrong. They are just rude for no apparent reason or offense. Some people are owls periodically, whilst a rare type is usually an owl, and this is the kind of person most people always avoid. The owl may be generally unfriendly, or inflict sporadic outbursts upon others.
Mike: Hey I heard you got transferred to another department, what happened?

Sarah: It's just my supervisor James, he's really good at troubleshooting but he's such an owl sometimes that I had to leave.

Mike: makes sense, after awhile the stress can't be worth it.
by D_G_Kenn March 27, 2024
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Owl

Owling a girl is snapping her neck so she faces the other like an owl in order to not see her face while fucking.
He got big honkers so I'd owl her.
by among us imposter March 20, 2021
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Owl

Another word for a pedophile, usually a white one.
I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve seen that owl staring at the elementary school kids… he’s always perched up in his nest seeing which one to take next.
by Adventurer_117 September 07, 2023
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owl

1. a bird

2. a person, typically a girl who wears a large amount of eyeliner and never sleeps
1. "wow look at that owl!"

2. "omg you are such an owl, Faye, get some sleep"
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owl

sexy majestic creature. almost like an owl.
what is that?” “oh look an owl!”
by Real Owl August 13, 2022
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Owl

Used informally in New Zealand slang terminology as a proper noun. It is usually said directly to the recipient in substitute of their name. Made popular amongst Māori teenagers, it is now commonly used by various cultures in New Zealand.
1. Owl, get over here and help us!

2. You don't even know what your doing owl!

3. I bet there's heaps of stuff for us to do in there owl. But how do we get in?
by GreekMaoriMafia January 25, 2021
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