Mar 18

National live your life day

GO GET YOUR MONEY and spent that shit

You: OMG it’s Mar 18 we gotta do something fun
Best friend: like what
You: Ion know but we gotta go live our life’s

by Don’tlookmeup March 17, 2022

Mar-a-Lago Milkshake

Donald Trumps ejaculate

At the height of climax, Trump delivers his famous Mar-a-lago milkshake.

by Mr & Mrs Deez April 12, 2024

mars

A perfect genderless being, and also the hottest thing you'll ever see.

To be honest, it's probably a demon come to steal your heart and soul, but it takes damn good care of it so that may not be as bad as you might think.

Holy shit is that mars?? No matter how many times it shows up, it always manages to look hot as hell in a completely different way from the previous day. Damn, I envy it.

by theColdSeason January 16, 2024

Mars Man

Mars Man, a noun is another name for a person that's being extremely boring. But you don't have the confidence to tell them that. Coming from the forgotten, boring Mars Bar and planet Mars.

'My friends being a Mars Man, how do I tell him this' Joey says in his head.

"Ugh." Friend.

by RiyoHitsuyka January 10, 2017

Bruno Mars

Do have any Bruno Mars

Can you get Bruno Mars

by anonymous March 1, 2022

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by anonymous November 22, 2021

Mars

If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.

You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate

you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one

also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.

Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.

by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021