Northern Minnesota paintjob

When you go down a dirt road and your vehicle becomes the same color as the dirt

Dale: Looks like your trucks dirty

Mike: It's not dirty, that's my Northern Minnesota paintjob

by Joshcopeland04 April 29, 2023

Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit

candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?

you: yep, he bypassed the username

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland April 30, 2023

Northern Germany

The place where a felt 100 mph wind is called a "leichte Brise"

Me: Bro, my app says it's gonna be very windy today,
Dude from northern germany: Nah, it's just a "leichte Brise"

by F4814N April 16, 2024

Northern monkey

Ey up.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.

Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.

Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.

Oh hello Jeeves, that northern monkey fellow is a spiffingly good show what what

by Bernerd November 26, 2021

Northern Idaho Double Ejection

When you ejaculate and vomit simultaneously.

Dude! I was so drunk in Couer d'Alene last night that I pulled the ole' Northern Idaho double ejection all over Saydee!

by Montel W February 12, 2024

Northern Lehigh

OBSESSED

Poking nose for 20 yrs. Disturbing the peace repeatedly.

When you smile like a phoneacian watching a baby being burned in a fire.

Schizo cult.

Crazy makers. (Facts) Mentally ill. Neo nazism? Zersetzung? Voyerism? No one wants to know. But there is evidense, like dead animal wrapped in red cloth. (Facts)

To find Ktrna casing ur house, tell 5 ppl & leave it. They tell her sisters fiening friends.

Inbreds shit in your mouth, smile, then burn you. You only got wind of them for a second.

Lying. Leaving nonsensical note with grass and blood stains, crunkled and ripped. Break windows with corncobs. Believe u r right to do that. Laugh. Believing in your grandiosity.

Breaking in homes. Destroy cabinets and doors. Believing you had every right to do that. Stealing underwear. Believing that is ok to do. Breaking outdoor lanterns. Rape tantrums Vandalising driveways with buckets of paint. Totally legal. Vandalising a shed with a :) and hooked up a noose.

Laughing in fits of rage with ur demons. In need of rehab, but justify everything in schizo. Yelled at to stfu and gtfo of others yards. You belong in a mental hospital, better a state penitention. Breaking cameras. Avoid jail and have cokeheads on back up. You need CORRUPT RAPIST tattooed on your head.

Grossly disturbed, psycho, delusioned, grandiose, hallucinating, psychosexual, manic, overwhelmed with feelings, thieving. Rapist. .

Creepy men from Northern Lehigh hunt victim on and offline, smiling.

by Ok ew March 17, 2024

northern butt

The northern butt is more commonly known as the mouth.

I need to give my northern butt a rest, so I will be going on mute,

by t$am July 27, 2022