nonce

enya

wtf enya stop looking at my tits u nonce

by your dads favourite shagger May 2, 2020

Nonce

A 28 year old guy who dates 15 year old girls.

Guy talking to friend - “I went and picked up my girlfriend from highschool today.”

Friend - “What?! Bro you’re a nonce!”

by Kid Creepy May 15, 2020

Nonce

A slag word for a pedophile

That Cameron kelly guy fucked Olivia hill she was 13 , what a nonce!

by James arther October 24, 2020

Nonce

A person who drink milk regularly and purely out of personal choice

Is he drinking milk out of the carton?! What a nonce!

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Nonce Island

A country in north-western Europe, off the north-­western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.

1. I've got a 12 hour layover on nonce island.
2. oof, hope you like jellied eels.

by ted heaths dog January 19, 2021

Nonce

A nonce is a slang word usually used by British people. Nonce simply means a very very Nice person

"The shopkeeper in the corner shop is a nonce"

by Herku July 15, 2021

golden nonce

A Highly ranked paedophile

That big gangster looks like he's received a Golden Nonce, That guy is a golden nonce

by RaperFace November 22, 2017