Number Two

An adjective used to describe someone of awesome character.

Man, you are such a Number Two.

by N.B.S April 25, 2010

matching numbers

In todays modern collector car world, cars are being sold as numbers matching when the original engine has been replaced with a correct part numbered, date correct block. Sometimes this even means the serial (VIN) number has been re-stamped to match...

When shopping for a classic be sure to ask if the drive train is original to the car. You will be surprised by the answers the seller comes up with to justify his car being matching numbers.

by Mr Dennis November 5, 2006

Dick Number

It's their phone number but only for getting dick.

He's amazing, I wanna get his dick number

by kaz555 August 12, 2021

cereal number

What Internet geeks who can't spell call the serial number for a product.

Email to tech support: Hello, some of the keys on my Del Inspiron 5566 don't work, my cereal number is wife: 1516874.
Reply: Are you calling about your Dell Inspiron or about cereal? Because if you're calling about cereal, I'm sure General Mills has a phone number.

by Seshie November 14, 2019

Number Three

That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go, Take a Number Three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

by Biggie JT October 1, 2022

Number 29

MAN KILLS 100 MONKEYS IN LESS THEN 10 DAYS

Number 29.

by BRAYION FALL OFF September 16, 2021

number texter

Someone who uses numbers while texting, or using the keyboard, in place of the word.

Idiot: Did you know some1 tried to do that.
You: Hmph... Number texter.

by Sometimes... December 17, 2017