Thunder-pumping

The act of vigorous masturbation, but only when it is so violent that anyone who hears it, assumes they are hearing rumpy-pumpy.

Person 1: I was totally thunder-pumping to your mom's Facebook last night
Person 2: ....

by JBizzle89 November 12, 2012

pumping poop

Listening to music on the toilet

I was bored in the washroom so I started pumping poop

by Funions2 May 02, 2016

Pump Weasel

A derogatory comment aimed at an individual who has no social skills whatsoever and is generally perceived to be lower than a snake's belly.

Oi, don't drop your crap in the street you pump weasel!

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

pumping gas

when you commit anal then pee in your partners asshole

Diana let me finish pumping gas into you!

by justicedrizz December 19, 2018

Pumping Slop

Something you do over the weekend and tell your co-workers about over the weekend

Mike: So what did you do over the weekend?
John: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was pumping slop all weekend!

by Kyuubinoneko October 15, 2019

Politics and Pumps

...Style in a Political Fashion.

Politics and Pumps is the politics of fashion, fashion and politics, style and non-profit, style and foundations, philanthropy, political leaders and fashion.

by Tiffani Rose January 24, 2008

hard pumps

When a male powerfully thrusts his penis into a female's vagina at a slow, meticulous pace. This usually has an orgasmic result.

Oh Riley, I love your hard pumps!!! Give me more!!! OOOH-OOOOH-AHHH-AAHHH

by JD Knights March 23, 2017