J. Carmack

1. The vessel in which the Makron manifests itself in our universe.
2. Co-founder of id software

1. Through J. Carmack the Makron will kill us all
2. If it were'nt for good ol' J. Carmack we wouldnt have fun games

by X.Legend June 11, 2006

J Swizznasty

When you ejaculate on titties (big or small)

I want to J Swizznasty this girl named Vange

by Your Moms favourite friend September 30, 2021

j max

hittin a joint while fucking a girl in the ass

Yo I j maxed the shit out of Lynn last night.

by Jordan and Max August 2, 2008

J-land

Slang for Japan. Most commonly used by non-Japanese people who have spent time living and working there.

I enjoy taking trains in J-land because they're convenient and clean, unlike public transportation back home.

by GrayOne August 4, 2007

J Buda

Young Puerto Rican Rapper From Jersey

The Next Best Latin Rapper Next To Big Pun

J Buda's One Man Army Is Dope!

by Josefine The Man January 20, 2009

Sleep j

when you give a sleeping person a bj (blow job)

dear husband was passed out on the couch again and I was so frustrated I gave him a sleep j in hopes of rousing him

by super8mm October 28, 2011

Pound J

$5 dollar bag of weed,reefer,pot etc.
Ptown VA ALL DaY

This pound J will roll a nice L(blunt). A pound J weighs 0.6g.

by PtOWN$$VA June 1, 2011