Withery Crow

A state in which you are Farting and Vomiting at the same time.

"Holy crap dude ... on the way here I totally elapsed into the state of the Withery Crow!"

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022

Ion Crow

A large, flightless bird in the family Oneacrae, whose characteristics include dark plumage, limited vision, and frequent loud, boisterous mating calls. Typically nocturnal, populations tend towards urban environments. Some species exhibit forced copulation.

I spotted an Ion Crow pecking around the old industrial district last night.

by LaurenBarnhart January 1, 2025

Quid pro crow

A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.

Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”

by @walrusozempic November 7, 2023

wet crow

when the pussy so musty it smell like wet crow

damn, my bitch had a bad case of wet crow last night

by ben dover @ wetcrows4lyf.gov May 11, 2022

crows eye

The wrinkles around and attached to the anus

i noticed a few more wrinkles on Maggis crows eye after a long night of Sunday's...

by GDKC December 4, 2017

Crow

A bitch-ass bird that exists at our world.they shit wherever they want.

Fuck you,you're a Crow and you know that.

by BotakJeber12 August 10, 2017

Crow

The Crow is the most mysterious bird.
He is compared to death and chaos.
He's smart and scary.
He is also a lord !

"All hail Crow and his entire race."
-You

by ItsTacoGuy November 26, 2017