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Curly Crowe

Mutual Acquaintance- Curly Crowe, have youm met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?

Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet it was yours.

Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the epic and hilarious things that happen to us. I'm just too much for anybody in my mind, I'm headstrong enough to do anything and take on anyone.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
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Crow Child

A crow child takes and keeps a bunch of random stuff like a crow which takes anything it sees.
“My daughter is practically a crow child with all the things she takes!”
by thy common folk February 17, 2024
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Crow

by Crow_lord February 10, 2022
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Ion Crow

A large, flightless bird in the family Oneacrae, whose characteristics include dark plumage, limited vision, and frequent loud, boisterous mating calls. Typically nocturnal, populations tend towards urban environments. Some species exhibit forced copulation.
I spotted an Ion Crow pecking around the old industrial district last night.
by LaurenBarnhart January 1, 2025
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Quid pro crow

A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.
Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
by @walrusozempic November 7, 2023
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Withery Crow

A state in which you are Farting and Vomiting at the same time.
"Holy crap dude ... on the way here I totally elapsed into the state of the Withery Crow!"
by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022
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