Mutual Acquaintance- Curly Crowe, have youm met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?
Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet it was yours.
Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the epic and hilarious things that happen to us. I'm just too much for anybody in my mind, I'm headstrong enough to do anything and take on anyone.
Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet it was yours.
Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the epic and hilarious things that happen to us. I'm just too much for anybody in my mind, I'm headstrong enough to do anything and take on anyone.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

by thy common folk February 17, 2024

A large, flightless bird in the family Oneacrae, whose characteristics include dark plumage, limited vision, and frequent loud, boisterous mating calls. Typically nocturnal, populations tend towards urban environments. Some species exhibit forced copulation.
by LaurenBarnhart January 1, 2025

A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.
Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
by @walrusozempic November 7, 2023

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022
