My Seed

Someone who you choose to look out for and consider to figuratively be "your child" even though they have no blood relation. Often when using this term, people mean it in the same way as saying "My sperm."
by Street Life January 19, 2018
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my chem

a shortend version that the band my chemical romanceuse to discribe themselves.
random interveiw guy:what are some of your new songs?

gerard way:well "my chem" are wrighting a new song at the moment.
by Joey black July 05, 2006
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my girlfriend

she is the saviour of all things sweet and gorgeous, the epitome of all things loved and treasured, and i wish so desperately that she could understand how important she is, for everything from the tilt of the earth to remembering to feed her cat. her great struggles will not go unrewarded, and until the day when i get to hold her forever in our own little home with 12 cats and 5 kids, i will write stupid poems and give her fleeting smiles from 6 feet away if it means i get to live it with her. i love her so much, internet. its incredible.
Person: hey, how great is your girlfriend?
Me: my girlfriend? she's just perfect.
by the author of LotJ November 30, 2020
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That’s my bitch

Someone who’s ur best friend and would do any shit for u.
Taylor: who’s that skanky girl over there?
Amy: that’s my bitch, Karen, mess with her and you mess with me!!
by Itsbrittney3itch August 18, 2018
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my homie

"Yo what up my homie"..."Hey whats up.."
by Inshi November 09, 2006
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my stories

1.) Slang term most often used by older women to describe the Soap Opera's they often view
"Baby, lets hurry up and get home. You know my stories bout to come on!"
by Brittany_notyourgirl August 29, 2005
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MY LIFE

That is the question you will ask everyday but get no answer till your days are done.
by Nea151rum February 03, 2010
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