Cut the mustard

You won or “lived up to expectations” or basically, stuff like that.

“I cut the mustard in the game.”
“Oh I didn’t”

by Beanie gacha April 20, 2022

Mustardous

Mustardous; Meaning lack of mustard or honey mustard. Can be Used as a Verb, or an adverb.

Abbie was fealing very mustardous because she ran out of Honey mustard.

Kelsey wasn't mustardous because she just won 10,000 pounds of mustard from the mustard lottery.

by The Mustard King September 11, 2011

making mustard

when a bloke opens his anal cavity and lets out stink air (fart) followed by a huge announcement of making mustard in his pants.

oh man i just saw elias walking down the street and he was TOTALLY making mustard when we made eye contact!

by mcdih April 20, 2025

Mustard Box

A 5-15 year old car that isn't quite shitty enough to be called a shitbox, and isn't economical enough to be a ecobox.

"Greg bought himself a mustard box, he fell in love with that thing. It's a 2004 VW Passat"

by Arionio March 6, 2013

Mustard Hole

A cat’s asshole.

“bro move your cat, it’s mustard hole is staring right at me”
“it’s just what they do bro”

by kanggtula October 9, 2021

salty mustard sandwich

When there is a three way with two guys, and one guy nuts in the girls pussy and the other guy pees in it

I had a salty mustard sandwich yesterday, and it was delightful!

by Big dick Daquan May 26, 2018

touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.

1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"

by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010