The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.

"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."

by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018

muddy o-0-o-0-o

when a loner uses mudd or clay or playdoe to form a penis and fill it with ice tea to drink out of and the stuff that cums out is called the muddy ooooo

demi was drinking alot of muddy ooooo last night

by demi February 16, 2004

muddy rat

a person of low repute that is only interested in his/her mundane position in the workplace, seeking to maintain the status-quo by oppressing other, more talented and charismatic workers

'watch your backs at work today guys, the muddy rats are out and hungry for excuses to make your lives miserable!'

by williamsoke January 20, 2010

Muddy Anchor

while engaging in anal sex,the penis is removed and if there is a large quantity of fecal matter around the penis's head. Like an anchor being lifted from a muddy bottom.....

After I pushed hard and deep, I pulled up a muddy anchor.

by ryfidelity January 2, 2011

muddy hazleton

A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.

man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.

woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.

man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010

muddy swirl

When you get a high colonic with coffee and your partner drinks the filtered results out of a silly straw.

That nasty-ass coffee shop tastes like your mama's muddy swirl.

by jb1245 January 15, 2008

muddy stick

when you are doing anal sex and the girl takes a shit on your dick and the man proceeds to put it in her mouth

son last night i your mother gave me a muddy stick

by dirty sock April 12, 2009