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The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.
"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."
by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018
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muddy o-0-o-0-o

when a loner uses mudd or clay or playdoe to form a penis and fill it with ice tea to drink out of and the stuff that cums out is called the muddy ooooo
demi was drinking alot of muddy ooooo last night
by demi February 16, 2004
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Muddy Puddles

A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.
by pholter February 23, 2024
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the muddy skydiver

Eugene was at a football game and the taco bell was rushing through his body. As he rushes to the bathroom during halftime only to find half of the tri-state area waiting in line the stall. Instead, Eugene spots the urinal and goes in for the muddy skydiver.
by partyintheusa March 29, 2015
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muddy

you: muddy is so cool!!
me: so true
by kikiwikiZ November 20, 2023
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Muddy Sandusky

I got his clothes off and gave him a muddy sandusky.
by TL - Well November 10, 2011
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Muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and start pinky punching his ballsack
Person 1: How did you deal with that bully?
Person 2: Had to give him a Muddy Mussolini.
by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024
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