Book of Mormon

The Greatest fantasy epic ever told.

"Is there gonna be a sequel to the Book of Mormon?"

"Well, it kinda is a sequel, you know, fan fiction. God knows if Hollywood gets hold of it they'll fuck it up."

"As if it's not already."

by thenewstateofamerica March 3, 2009

mormon snowball

masturbating into your contralateral hand and throwing the semen at a buddy. popularized by mormon boys on missions.

After a long day of bicycling, Brad relaxed while throwing a mormon snowball at a fellow missionary.

by rock rockerson February 25, 2009

mormon

Crazy cultist group that believed black people were unholy, until a sudden "revalation in 1977", when they realized it was not good public relations. They preform many satanic-like rituals in their temples. They have strict beliefs that if you are not mormon, you will not be going to heaven, and they look down upon you. I know these things because I lived in SLC, Utah, and as you may have guessed, I am not mormon. The mormons send out these insanely, borderline obnoxious, missonaries to convert you to their religion created by a crazy guy in 1830, named Joseph Smith. He said he got all the information for the religion on tablets that he read out of a hat. These people deny they are brainwashed, but how would they know, the brainwashing begins when they are too young to realize what is being said to them. They have secret handshakes and passwords to get into heaven. The mormon people pay 10% of ALL of their income to the church. Joseph Smith was a very racist man, he was strongly biased towards jews and negros. The mormons call their church, "THE Church," or "THE Church of Jesus Christ." They think they are the only true religion.

I feel like I am surrounded by insanity, as do most other non-mormons in SLC.

by aNONmormonKID September 1, 2005

mormon

A definition I wrote which got consored because I said that polygamy was wrong.

The possession and trafficking of young girls is slavery

by Lucy February 22, 2005

mondonipplitus

super inflamation of the nipple

That girl got mondonipplitus.

by jessaaaaa September 21, 2003

mormon handjob

Noun: a sexual act that involves manual stimulation of the genitals through the recipients clothing.

Ann gave Mitt a "mormon handjob" to make him feel better after his loss on election night.

by TriDickUnicorn April 21, 2014

Moroni

Moroni is a term to define someone as passionate, kind, loving, creative, happy, hard working, imaginative, helpful, beautiful, sexy, smart, wise, educated, big, strong, understandings, and A total Boss

(Random guy) hey you see that guy he’s a Moroni.
(Every girl in a ten mile radius) OMG can I have your number

by A Real Boss December 27, 2020