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Modern runt

modern runt(n). a person or group showing extreme, needy behaviours like hyper-victimisation, identity fluidity, restrictive diets, chronic activism, or tech detachment, which cut fitness (physical, mental, reproductive) as evolutionary population checks. Mirroring species' runts self-limiting weak genes for strength. Amplified by tech and PC agendas, risking artificial sustainment, unrest, and societal misalignment.
the modern runt thrives by demanding endless accommodations
by whomanity October 9, 2025
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Modern

im just trying to prove a point by putting this here, My online name is modern
WOAH, MODERN AND CLASSIC SONIC!
by Modern the Sonic October 17, 2025
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Modern

Modern (trying to prove a point)
WOAH MODERN AND CLASSIC SONIC
by Modern the Sonic October 17, 2025
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Modern PawPaw rig

Old school 90s truck with tasteful updates like bigger wheels, lights, engine mods or updated bumpers
Bro! Did you see that Modern PawPaw rig? It looks like its from the 90s but it has big wheels!
by Old school new rules December 11, 2025
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Modern day princess

A Modern day princess is Cleaning the house daily and getting gousto deliveries
by Mushaman May 2, 2024
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Hop On Modern Warfare

A gay 15-20 people orgy in a hot tub full of warm piss and shit with dogs eating and drinking the piss and shit with Chimps eating each others asses.
You: "hey man wanna Hop On Modern Warfare later?"

Friend: YES but wait till the chimps get here"
by Maxithrilin June 9, 2022
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alt-modernism

Paradigm that correlations are mediums.
Instead of dismissing a correlation as deja vu, alt-modernism argues correlations have an ontology.

Working on the assumption that a correlation can act as a MEDIUM for understanding: alt-modernism concludes that correlations are the pseudo-random numbers.
by flightfacilities February 19, 2022
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